Weekend Simpsons Quiz no. 4

From Season 5 (1993-4).

1. Who develops a gambling problem in “$pringfield (or, How I learned to stop worrying and love legalized gambling)”?

2. What’s Burns’s teddy bear’s name in “Rosebud”?

3. In “Homer the Vigilante”, the Springfield Cat Burglar enters the Springfield Museum and steals the world’s largest of which kind of gem?

4. Luckily for starving Homer, Bart, Ned and Todd Flanders, what’s located on an offshore oil rig in “Boy Scoutz ‘n the Hood”?

5. Whose voice? In “Homer and Apu”, who’s the guest star that replaces Apu at the Kwik-e-Mart?

6. Complete the line. From “Bart Gets an Elephant”: “KBBL is gonna give me ___________________.”

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Weekend Simpsons Quiz no. 3

From Season 4 (1992-3).

1. In “Krusty Gets Kancelled”, competition from whose show kills Krusty’s ratings?

2. From “Selma’s Choice”: Tipsy, Queasy, Surly and Remorseful are four of the seven what?

3. Who plays Stanley Kowalski in “A Streetcar Named Marge?”

4. Regarding a riot at “Kamp Krusty”, who says, “I’ve been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.”

5. Whose voice? In “Mr. Plow”, what guest star sings, “Señor Plow no es macho / Es solamente un borracho”?

6. Complete the line. Homer in “Marge vs. the Monorail” when someone opens the fire extinguisher cabinet, but inside there’s a family of opossums: “I call the big one _______.”

Weekend Simpsons Quiz no. 2

From Season 7 (1995-6).

1. Who shot Mr. Burns?

2. In “Bart the Fink”, who fakes his own death, then starts a quiet life as Rory B. Bellows?

3. In “Treehouse of Horror VI — Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace”, who begins murdering Springfield’s children in their sleep, Freddy Krueger style?

4. In “Two Bad Neighbors”, which neighbor sparks a feud by spanking Bart?

5. Whose voice? Name two musical acts who tour with Homer on the Hullabalooza tour in “Homerpalooza”.

6. Complete the line. From the auditions for Fallout Boy in “Radioactive Man”:

Lunchlady Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?
Ralph: What’s for lunch tomorrow?
Director: Next!
Ralph: ________________?

Weekend Simpsons Quiz no. 1

My new idea for a weekly (weekendly?) feature. The questions are supposed to be somewhat hard, but not unreasonably so. I’ll adjust them next time if they seem to be too hard or easy.

This week, they all come from Season 9 (1997-8).

1. What fictional ethnic food does a street vendor sell to Homer near the World Trade Center in “The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson”?

2. What’s the name of Snake’s convertible that Homer buys at a police auction in “Realty Bites”?

3. When Jasper freezes himself in the Kwik-E-Mart freezer to prolong his life in “Lisa the Simpson”, what name does Apu give him, as a sort of freak show attraction?

4. Whose portrait (giving a thumbs-up with one hand and an OK sign with the other) is on the trillion dollar bill that Burns has stolen in “The Trouble with Trillions”?

5. Whose voice? Who voices the real Seymour Skinner (as opposed to the impostor Armin Tamzarian) in “The Principal and the Pauper”?

6. Complete the line. Complete Homer’s line from “The Last Temptation of Krust”: “Whoops, sorry son. I didn’t know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were __________.”